Twan sent me a  collection of messages, that he used as signatures, but that originate from train messages and conversations between railroad personel.

Twan LaanThe Netherlands

We wish to apologise to our passengers for the inconvenience
caused.
British Rail

It is regretted that there are no facilities for the travelling public.
(British Rail)
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We are sorry to announce that we will have a short delay
due to a missing engine.
(British Rail - InterCity West Coast)

Meester, wilt u drie meter naar voren rijden?
Mijn fluitje is tussen de rails gevallen.
(N.V. Nederlandse Spoorwegen)

Informiamo i signori passeggeri che il treno 12922 per Oristano delle ore
17.30 causa sciopero viene sospeso senza sostituzione.
(Ferrovie dello Stato)

Ilman asianmukaista matkalippua matkustavalta peritaeaen menolipun hinta ja
tarkastusmaksu 250 mk.
(Valtionrautatiet)