[anonymous]
read somewhere in a toilet: "Some come here to sit and think", "Some come here to shit and stink" "But i come here to scratch my balls" "And read the nonsense on the walls!"
Piet van Benthem vbenthem@iaehv.nl
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Jan van der Knaap
jan@publishnet.nl
"In the beginning there was nothing..then even *that* exploded!"
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[anonymous]
how the heck do I sign this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bart
The USA have : Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Stevey Wonder, Bob Hope The Dutch have : Wim Kok, No Cash, No Wonder, No Hope.
J&B (USA)
bernardf@chm.cc.ct.us
Whats the difference between a cow ? I don't know !!!!
Packrat (USA)
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
Jim Duffy (USA)
Sixpenz@aol.com
This is intended for the use on the Men's Bathroom Walls...
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If you can piss above this line, the Fire Dept' needs you!!!!
ps. I am obviously not talented in art, but humour.
Dark Avenger (Belgium)
Birdy birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye, I didn't weeped, I didn't cry, I just thank God cows can't fly !
No name
In the beginning ....... God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. then God created woman. Since then, neither God Nor Man has rested. wojak@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~wojak Free Digital Postcards
Anonymous
everybody is supposed to be gentleman, unles proved otherwise !!
I am the boss in this house, but I have got my wife's permission to say so !!
life is what happens when you are busy elsewhere.
Torben Gundtofte-Bruun (Denmark)
I am trying to find myself. If I should return before I come back, please ask me to wait.
R.Schriek (Netherlands)
robemail@worldonline.nl
-- Toilet graffiti -- Flush twice, it's a long way to ( your "favorite" country)
David Morris (United Kingdom)
David Morris email: david@davidm.demon.co.uk Year2000. Isn't that all hype by the brewers ?
Martijn Heemels (The Netherlands)
-- M. Heemels | Yoda of Borg are we. Eindhoven, NL | Futile is resistance. --------@-----.-- | Assimilate you, we will. *** use PGP for secure email ***
Vladislav Musienko (Israel) vlad@www-mail.huji.ac.il
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