read somewhere in a toilet:

"Some come here to sit and think",
"Some come here to shit and stink"
"But i come here to scratch my balls"
"And read the nonsense on the walls!"

Piet van Benthem

Is this the helpdesk? Yes? Ah! Great! I have a problem. In my manual it
says: 'Press Any Key To Continue.' But where can I find the Any Key?

Jan van der Knaap

"In the beginning there was nothing..then even *that* exploded!"
 Mike Laster (
Today I dialed a wrong number....The other side said, "Hello?" and I said,
"Hello, could I speak to Joey?" They said," Uh, I don't think so...
He's only two months old." I said, "I'll wait..."
Charles L. Citroen                                Hi there, how are you?
Library, Delft University of Technology           I'm fine
P.O. Box 98, 2600 MG Delft, Netherlands           (unless the message
Tel: +31 15 2784748       Fax: 15 2158759          indicates otherwise)


how the heck do I sign this


The USA have : Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Stevey Wonder, Bob Hope
The Dutch have : Wim Kok, No Cash, No Wonder, No Hope.


Whats the difference between a cow ?
I don't know !!!!

Packrat (USA)

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.

Jim Duffy (USA)

This is intended for the use on the Men's Bathroom Walls...


If you can piss above this line, the Fire Dept' needs you!!!!

ps. I am obviously not talented in art, but humour.

Dark Avenger (Belgium)

Birdy birdy in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye,
I didn't weeped, I didn't cry,
I just thank God cows can't fly !

No name

In the beginning .......

God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
then God created woman.
Since then, neither God
 Nor Man has rested.
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everybody is supposed to be gentleman, unles proved otherwise !!
I am the boss in this house, but I have got my wife's permission to say so !!
life is what happens when you are busy elsewhere.

Torben Gundtofte-Bruun (Denmark)

I am trying to find myself. If I should return before I come back, 
please ask me to wait.

R.Schriek (Netherlands)

-- Toilet graffiti --

Flush twice, it's a long way to ( your "favorite" country)

David Morris (United Kingdom)

David Morris
Year2000. Isn't that all hype by the brewers ?

Martijn Heemels (The Netherlands)

M. Heemels        | Yoda of Borg are we.
Eindhoven, NL     | Futile is resistance.
--------@-----.-- | Assimilate you, we will.
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Vladislav Musienko (Israel)
{ If You Fill Shit , Don't Worry - It's Just Begining ! }

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    /    ~    \
   | --_ | _-- |               Vladislav V. Musienko
   | (#) | (#) |       The Hebrew Univ. in Jerusalem (
    |    |    |           Physics Dep., B.A.
   | |  /@\  | |          Tel:972-2-6785061(work)
    -_  ~~~  _-               972-52-711478(everywhere)
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